February 2012
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truthful tuesday
“He looks like he has a poncho of hair!!”
what are your goals?
Seriously, do you have any?
That’s a funny question when you don’t. My therapy homework is to try and make goals for myself and begin to figure out how to accomplish them. I know, therapy homework, are you serious?! Don’t even get me started. Yeah, ok, goals?! You get your hand slapped back enough times and you stop making them. Goals are for people with normal lives, who...
January 2012
9 posts
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designbuff
I’m a graphic designer…design.
My name is buffy…buffy.
I love everything design…designbuff.
I don’t wear pants when I’m working…designbuff.
designbuff
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the truth, right now
I’ve still got my sports bra on from yoga, my hair is in pig tails and I’m wearing my Guns ‘n Roses PJ pants that are 3 sizes too big. I’m eating pork fried rice and drinking a Snow Day. And now you know everything you need to know about me, right now. The end.
December 2011
12 posts
pulled the trigger
…and made an appointment for therapy, today. I was amused by the answering service giving me major attitude for trying to make an appointment while “THEY’RE CLOSED FOR THE HOLIDAYS!” No shit, bitch. I wanted to do it before I forgot, lick me where I pee.
But, do you really think it’s a good idea to fuck with someone making an appointment for therapy? She’s lucky...
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bullets
Do me a favor, if a designer ever asks you what your title is so they can update your business cards, do not be cute and say Captain of Awesome or King of the Underworld. Like I’ve never heard that one before. Besides, we all know I’m Captain of Awesome.
I have a Christmas tree up in my living room, but nothing on it. I’m going to tell people I’m going for the natural...
murder on the horizon
My office is moving this week. The busiest person in the office, my boss, is in charge of it. I’m about ready to tear the flesh off my coworker’s faces if I hear one more whiny complaint about having to pack their own stuff or where they’ll be sitting in the new office. I cant even believe she is still civil to these assholes.
How many offices have you worked where you get to...
truth and nothing but
—You know that thing where the doctor says you are out of the woods and then the other doctor doing the procedure says you’re not out of the woods, yet? Yeah, that. Quit moving my woods! Dammit!
—On a lighter note, I have band-aids on my boob. Because band-aids are hot, right? I’m like a stripper in Indianapolis. Someone better make it rain up in herre. Wait, where are you going?...
November 2011
16 posts
fried brain food
Too much freelance causes me to make up my own words to songs:
Stainless Steel Providers by RevCo will never NOT be Stainless Steel Vaginas
You’re welcome.
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truth and consequences
I am about 5 mins away from taking my sweater off and just wearing my coat as a shirt. It feels like I have a cat wrapped around me. But I’m fearful of two things. 1, the snaps on my coat somehow popping open or getting snagged on something and pulled open. And 2, John, picking me up and deciding we’re going straight from the train to somewhere else, meaning, I either continue wearing...
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“awesome in a sad kind of way”
What National Day Is On Your Birthday →
goestoeleven:
rartastic:
spdracerx:
idrvfast:
mikesnosense:
redjeep:
nyfishergal:
unbindingme:
rossrants:
thatchris:
extravagantfrivolity:
Bratwurst Festival.
My birthday is the day of German Sausage. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Mine is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day. So I guess I could go to the movies and buy cheaply-made clothing.
June 11 is …...
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kik
designbuff because I don’t get enough prompts on my phone, apparently. And no, I don’t think I’m cool, it’s all work related. hahaSOB. Also, I’ve had this thing activated on my phone for probably a year and never gave out my name because my future of wearing robes and feeding squirrels and building a bird’s nest in my hair sounds like a better plan. I’m...
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I'm stayin'
Looks like you cant get rid of me that easily. I don’t know if I should jump up and down, slam a beer, tear off my shirt and run down the street screaming “I’m keeping my titties”, or sit on the couch topless holding them in my hands all night. Just kidding, I just finished that beer and it’s getting dark out, so I better run…
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pain is good
Went to the 15 year anniversary party for my favorite brewery, 3Floyds, yesterday. There was beer, food, beer, fun, beer, people, beer, music, beer, The Melvins, beer and OHMYGODAMOSHPIT! I cant remember the last time I jumped in a mosh pit, but I can tell you that I will be in all of the future mosh pits, all of them. Someone bring them to me.
It was such a great release of stress and...
Lets play a game. Just insert <unenthusiastic hooray> after everything you read…you’ll get the picture. Do it, it’s so much fun! I SAID, DO IT!
it’s so dark outside now, it feels like it’s time for bed
my good news from the doctor, isn’t so good anymore
more tests tomorrow
my work load is insurmountable, I have 3 freelancers helping me and I’m...
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October 2011
12 posts
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PSA
Had a good scare over the weekend. Everything is fine, but my issue becomes your lesson.
And it can never be mentioned enough.
This is Buffy, reminding you to help control the breast cancer population, have your tits checked and examined.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be pouring beer in my beer hole so I can finally relax for 5 minutes.
no context theater
Sometimes conversations are too good not to be shared…
So I just finished a subway snadwich haha “SNAD,” I’m just gonna leave that because it was exactly like eating a nad, she even pulled something off the tray before she toasted it, and we’re pretty sure it was a pube. So yeah, exactly like a nad. Probably like one of your nads because you don’t shave. So...
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run for your lives!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
http://runforyourlives.com/
I’m so doing this!
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sometimes I post things
I bet my Facebook friends love me when I post shit like this:
Multiple choice obligatory anniversary message to husband. Choose one:
A. blah blah blah best friend
B. something something best decision, ever
C. thanks for all the x, y, z…winky-smiley, heart
D. suck it
But seriously, these messages are lame and nauseating. We get it, you married the only person on the planet who is ah-mazing....