sometimes I post things

I bet my Facebook friends love me when I post shit like this:

Multiple choice obligatory anniversary message to husband. Choose one:

A. blah blah blah best friend

B. something something best decision, ever

C. thanks for all the x, y, z…winky-smiley, heart

D. suck it 

But seriously, these messages are lame and nauseating.  We get it, you married the only person on the planet who is ah-mazing. Ugh. So, I have to passive-aggressively call people out on it. Because I’m a bitch. 

…AND I’m ah-mazing. 

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY