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So I just finished a subway snadwich haha “SNAD,” I’m just gonna leave that because it was exactly like eating a nad, she even pulled something off the tray before she toasted it, and we’re pretty sure it was a pube. So yeah, exactly like a nad. Probably like one of your nads because you don’t shave. So basically, I just tea bagged you while I was at lunch. You’re welcome. It was like putting kiwis in my mouth, although I hope your balls aren’t green because we probably should be discussing that instead of my ballsack lunch, but whatever. Also, the pop machine made my mouth taste like sink pipe after I was done. And you’re probably asking yourself why I would put my mouth ON the pop machine, but YOU MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS! I should also mention that while filling up my soda, the soda trough was full of “suicide mix,” like FULL to the top of the trough and the lady was taking cupfuls of the nasty liquid out and dumping it in a bucket. No, my Subway isn’t located in a 3rd world country. Why do you ask?

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