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murder on the horizon

My office is moving this week. The busiest person in the office, my boss, is in charge of it. I’m about ready to tear the flesh off my coworker’s faces if I hear one more whiny complaint about having to pack their own stuff or where they’ll be sitting in the new office. I cant even believe she is still civil to these assholes. 

How many offices have you worked where you get to pick your office or your desk and/or complain about it ALL FUCKING DAY? Drive into a frozen lake!

AND why the fuck should anyone else be responsible for packing your shit? All we’re asking people to do is grab a moving crate, pack it with your stuff and put a sticker with your name on it. Everything else is taken care of. You will arrive on Monday at your new desk and your crate will be there. But you’d swear we are asking people to give up a goddamn kidney they way everyone is acting. “Oh, *I* have to pack my own desk?” “Who can pack my desk if I’m working from home?” Really? You dragged in all those fucking picture frames and coffee mugs, why the hell is that someone else’s problem?

And we’re moving to save money, but by all means, complain that there is no “goodwill breakfast” waiting our arrival on Monday to “make the transition easier.” Transition easier? We’re not moving to a nursing home! How about this, motherfucker, you still have a job to afford your own breakfast, bring it in on Monday, sit at your horrible desk, and transition yourself right into hell. 

Seriously, this day will end in blood shed. 

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